The Compliment Lasagna

It’s a wonderful thing to give compliments but just like foreign languages, Americans don’t know what they are. This is a “How To” guide to giving compliments, not only for Americans but for the people of the world. I will list the essentials you will need in order to compliment even the most uncomplimentable. Now remember, complimenting someone is just like cooking lasagna. Get the ingredients right, and it will be a pleasurable evening.